Frazer Hines, known to Doctor Who fans as companion Jamie McCrimmon, said some controversial, and rather threatening claims about the recent season of Doctor Who.
“If I saw Chris Chibnall, I would punch him square in the jaw,” he began, with a glint of malice in his eye “I wouldn’t even flinch, I’d punch him straight out.”
The discussion quickly turned to his disdain of the latest Doctor Who, Jodie Whittaker.
“Jodie? Biologically, she couldn’t be The Doctor, really. You’ve all thought it. Every other actor who played The Doctor is an actual alien. Jodie is clearly a human being, it’s just political correctness gone mad.”
At this point, he began to get quite heated, and picked up a chair and threw it across the room.
His final words he shouted as he left were “COME BACK BILL HARTNELL, ALL IS FORGIVEN!”
This is satire, all quotes are fictional.
Josh Snares 